"A stunning example of the breed! Flawless plating, ruthlessly efficient death stroke, and an excellent drool shimmer."

"We've not seen one of these on the podium for many seasons. Such magnificent posture and the perfect amount of telltale odor."

"Something really special in the baloth category this season, in terms of spike density and quality. We'd like to get a word with the handler, but are unable to locate her at this time."

"Not a surprise to see her on the podium. This paragon of tusk curvature is just the latest addition to the long championship lineage of Wildspeaker Ranch."

Common side effects include headaches, ringing in ears, and excessive smithereens. In some cases, a small hole in space-time may develop.

"When the herd moves, so should you."
—Yon Basrel, Oran-Rief survivalist

"Nature is not always gentle or kind, but all life begets life."
—Marwyn of Llanowar